Maroš is our CEO and chief philosopher whose thought processes are so far in the future they reach us with lag. His motivational speeches are legendary – no one understands them, but everyone nods because they're afraid he'll ask for details. He can talk for 20 minutes about a 'holistic approach to variables' when the team just wanted to know if they can order pizza. He used to tutor, now he lectures us that 'code is just a state of mind'. He is the only person who can motivate a server to run faster using only sheer willpower and a Steve Jobs quote he probably made up.

Tatiana is our 'Wonder Woman' and the only being in the company who smells different than coffee and overheated processors. She possesses saint-like patience trained in kindergarten – which turned out to be perfect preparation for managing our dev team (the differences are minimal, only the toys are more expensive). While we figure out why the database crashed, she makes sure the company doesn't. She is the only person Maroš is afraid of, and when she raises an eyebrow, even the servers stop humming. Her superpower is translating our 'nerd talk' into human language that clients actually understand.

David is an unstoppable force – on the dancefloor and in the terminal. He loves techno and isn't afraid to rave all night, but the real adrenaline kicks in when he spots a BUG. Then it's a fight for survival. He doesn't file a ticket; he declares a state of emergency and fights to the last breath (or the last commit). His fixes are harder than the drops on his playlist.

Lukáš is our chief 'Cloud' engineer who draws inspiration directly from the streets of Amsterdam. He believes code should be clean, but the mind open... and slightly hazy. A specialist in 'smoke testing' and high performance. When he's not coding, he's probably analyzing the quality of local 'herbal blends' or finding inspiration in the clouds.

David is a man of paradoxes – he studies Big Data, yet seeks the greatest truths in church. He is a multi-instrumentalist and singer with the face of an angel, but no one knows what beast slumbers within. Colleagues are afraid to ask if the beast codes in Assembly or just drums extremely fast. His faith is strong, but he still backs up his data every hour. When he's not analyzing terabytes of data, he's probably tuning his guitar or his karma.

Marek is walking proof that optimism is just a lack of information. By day he lifts iron to carry the weight of legacy code, and by night he 'heals' at rave parties. He has a diagnosed weakness for medical students – probably hoping one will resuscitate him after a failed deploy. His code is so dark that IDEs automatically switch to Dark Mode around him. If he's laughing, someone's production probably just crashed.